Zoo Knudsen
Oct 312 min read
Award-Winning Documentary Based on Lies, Director Admits
Boulder, CO - In a shocking revelation, the 7-year-old director of last year's celebrated documentary, Babies: Nature's Mystery Solved ,...
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Zoo Knudsen
Oct 292 min read
Researchers Study Exorcism Efficacy in Controversial Study
Columbus, OH - In a much anticipated follow-up to their 2022 study on the prevalence of haunted colons among Americans, researchers at...
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Zoo Knudsen
Oct 273 min read
Spoiler Free Movie Review: The Pumpkids Movie 2: The Patch of Destiny
I'm at the Movies! by Zoo Knudsen We dodged a bullet last year. Thanks to the SAG-AFTRA strike of 2023, the world came perilously close...
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Zoo Knudsen
Oct 242 min read
Texas to Roll Out New Tourism Campaign in 2025
Austin, TX - The Texas Office of Travel and Tourism (TOTT) has announced a new campaign aimed at promoting the state as a welcoming and...
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Zoo Knudsen
Oct 222 min read
Vermont Woman is Determined to Protect Kids from Halloween Fentanyl
Norwich, VT - As the specter of Halloween draws ever closer, and parents all over the United States are bracing themselves for the...
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Zoo Knudsen
Oct 191 min read
Trump Promises No Taxes for Supporters
Mar-a-Lago - As the 2024 campaign for United States president enters the final stretch, former president Trump is promising to waive all...
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Zoo Knudsen
Oct 111 min read
Antibiotic Stewardship Enforcement Agency Issues Warning Over Halloween Candy Dangers
Arlington, VA - The United States Antibiotic Stewardship Enforcement Agency (ASEA) is warning parents to be on the lookout this Halloween...
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Zoo Knudsen
Oct 92 min read
Conservative Parent Group Plans to Take Back Halloween
Conservative kids are at risk of being exposed to scary ideas on Halloween. One group of Florida parents is fighting back.
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Zoo Knudsen
Oct 72 min read
Supreme Court Rules in Favor of Cattlemen's Beef Association
Centennial, CO - With Chief Justice John Roberts and Brett Kavanaugh joining the three liberals, the Supreme Court has handed down a...
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Zoo Knudsen
Oct 41 min read
Experts Debunk Brabara Bloodstone Coronavirus Prediction
Amherst, NY - After a recent viral segment on E! Science Channel's Ghost Celebrity Matchmaker where self-proclaimed psychic and...
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Zoo Knudsen
Oct 22 min read
JD Vance Sets Sights on Improving National Childbirth Rates
Washington, D.C. - JD Vance, the regular human Republican candidate for vice-president, has announced that he plans to consider improving...
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