

Some Consumers Hoard Products as Tariffs Loom
Morris, AL - As President-elect Trump's promised tariffs on goods imported from Canada and Mexico loom on the horizon, some consumers...

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Nov 28, 20241 min read
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Cajun Scientists One Step Closer to Turducken Resurrection
Maurice, LA -Â Using recovered DNA to "genetically resurrect" an extinct species sounds like the plot of a science fiction novel written...

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Nov 25, 20243 min read
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Elon Musk One Step Closer to Disrupting Ancient Efficiency Problem
Fremont, CA - Elon Musk, the billionaire social media user, business purchaser, and head of President-elect Trump's new Department of...

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Nov 23, 20242 min read
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NPR Listener Rends Fabric of Space and Time
Philadelphia, PA- Chaos broke out today at the studios of WHYY-FM in Philadelphia when a caller refused to turn down his radio resulting...

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Nov 21, 20242 min read
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Police Sleep Experts Issue Holiday Tryptophan Warning
Miami, FL - Experts from the Miami Police Department's Sleep Victims Unit (SVU) have issued a warning to the public over the dangers of...

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Nov 20, 20242 min read
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Theoretical Mathematicians Discover New Biggest Number
Cambridge, MA - Theoretical mathematicians near Harvard have announced the discovery of a new candidate for the world's biggest number....

Zoo Knudsen
Nov 18, 20242 min read
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Trump Considers Krampus for Key Role in New Administration
Washington, D.C. - As President-elect Trump prepares for his second term, one of the most controversial choices for a high-ranking...

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Nov 14, 20241 min read
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Hallmark to Air First MAGA-Inspired Rom-Com in January
Studio City, CA - In an effort to better represent the beliefs and lifestyles of its viewers, Hallmark Channel has announced that it will...

Zoo Knudsen
Nov 12, 20241 min read
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10% of Adult Cats Now Severely Curious According to New Study
Baton Rouge, LA- Researchers at the Louisiana State University School of Veterinary Medicine recently announced the findings of a...

Zoo Knudsen
Nov 8, 20242 min read
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It's Going to be Okay, Area Straight White Man Says
Montpelier, VT - As millions of Americans begin the difficult process of coming to terms with the results of the presidential election,...

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Nov 6, 20241 min read
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Trump Raptured? Some Experts Believe it Could Happen Soon
Mar-a-Lago - Election day is here, and as votes for the next president of the United States are being cast and counted some experts are...

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Nov 5, 20241 min read
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