Zoo Knudsen
Nov 281 min read
Some Consumers Hoard Products as Tariffs Loom
Morris, AL - As President-elect Trump's promised tariffs on goods imported from Canada and Mexico loom on the horizon, some consumers...
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Zoo Knudsen
Nov 253 min read
Cajun Scientists One Step Closer to Turducken Resurrection
Maurice, LA - Using recovered DNA to "genetically resurrect" an extinct species sounds like the plot of a science fiction novel written...
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Zoo Knudsen
Nov 232 min read
Elon Musk One Step Closer to Disrupting Ancient Efficiency Problem
Fremont, CA - Elon Musk, the billionaire social media user, business purchaser, and head of President-elect Trump's new Department of...
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Zoo Knudsen
Nov 212 min read
NPR Listener Rends Fabric of Space and Time
Philadelphia, PA- Chaos broke out today at the studios of WHYY-FM in Philadelphia when a caller refused to turn down his radio resulting...
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Zoo Knudsen
Nov 202 min read
Police Sleep Experts Issue Holiday Tryptophan Warning
Miami, FL - Experts from the Miami Police Department's Sleep Victims Unit (SVU) have issued a warning to the public over the dangers of...
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Zoo Knudsen
Nov 182 min read
Theoretical Mathematicians Discover New Biggest Number
Cambridge, MA - Theoretical mathematicians near Harvard have announced the discovery of a new candidate for the world's biggest number....
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Zoo Knudsen
Nov 141 min read
Trump Considers Krampus for Key Role in New Administration
Washington, D.C. - As President-elect Trump prepares for his second term, one of the most controversial choices for a high-ranking...
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Zoo Knudsen
Nov 121 min read
Hallmark to Air First MAGA-Inspired Rom-Com in January
Studio City, CA - In an effort to better represent the beliefs and lifestyles of its viewers, Hallmark Channel has announced that it will...
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Zoo Knudsen
Nov 82 min read
10% of Adult Cats Now Severely Curious According to New Study
Baton Rouge, LA- Researchers at the Louisiana State University School of Veterinary Medicine recently announced the findings of a...
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Zoo Knudsen
Nov 61 min read
It's Going to be Okay, Area Straight White Man Says
Montpelier, VT - As millions of Americans begin the difficult process of coming to terms with the results of the presidential election,...
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Zoo Knudsen
Nov 51 min read
Trump Raptured? Some Experts Believe it Could Happen Soon
Mar-a-Lago - Election day is here, and as votes for the next president of the United States are being cast and counted some experts are...
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