Laguna Beach, CA - A complete mystery for thousands of years, the underlying mechanism at the heart of astrology may now be fully understood. But what is astrology? And what is epigenetics? I predict that the answers will be revealed in this article!* An Epigenetic Astrologer, shown here demonstrating the ancient technique of rhinomancy, can predict a poopy diaper nearly half the time "We set out to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that the influences of the positions of the s

New York - The pharmaceutical company Pfizer held a press conference on Friday to announce a partnership with multinational food company Kraft Heinz, the maker of mio beverage mixers, for a planned release of Zithromax Flavor Blast™ liquid water enhancer. Z-Blast™ enhanced water can also be applied topically for cooling and skin immune system support "This is a first-of-its-kind method of administering an antibiotic and a revolutionary means of promoting wellness through the

Remember Besties!, the 90s sitcom about, you guessed it, a group of best friends hanging out together in a Manhattan coffee shot (Caffeine Central), or their impossibly large and rent-controlled apartments? I sure do! For nearly a decade, Besties! was that show that I had to watch every Thursday night. And I wasn't alone. The show practically defined the decade with its fashion, music, and "ripped from the headlines" plots. Levon, Alice, Bernice, the twins, and Becka ("Becka,

Tonganoxie, KS - On a cool May morning in the picturesque northeast Kansas town of Tonganoxie, named for a Native American Chief from the Delaware Tribe and boasting at least two dedicated dental offices, the last thing that Grint Richards expected was to find complete oneness with the cosmos. Grint Richards, shown here mere seconds before achieving an orgasmic unity with the building blocks of the divine infinite "I had just eaten half of a bagel and was easing into a nice a

[The following was paid for by South Tampa Family Law and created by KN Brand Studio, the brand marketing arm of Knudsen's News. The news and editorial staff of Knudsen's News played a large role in this post's creation because they truly believe in what it has to say.] Near Harvard - Divorce can be a challenging event in a woman's life, and it is important to be prepared in order to protect feelings and finances. Thankfully, a recently published research study performed by s

Beaver Dam, KY - Despite the efforts of teachers and an on-site school nurse at Beaver Dam's Children First Preschool, local 3-year-old Timmy Dean had to be put down today following a tragic double ankle sprain. Around 2,000 racetoddlers, like the ones shown here competing at an outdoor festival in Beaver Dam last Summer, are euthanized each year in the United States "Injuries like this are pretty unusual during morning playtime activities," Donna Krebs, an assistant teacher