Psychic Predictions for the Year 2026 by Brabara Bloodstone World famous psychic and host of E! Science Channel's Ghost Celebrity Matchmaker Brabara Bloodstone, shown here calling a Blockbuster Video to see if they have a copy of The Witches of Eastwick As 2025 takes its few remaining agonal breaths before death overtakes it, I am reminded of the time I introduced Rock Hudson to Brittany Murphy during the taping of the 2012 New Year's Eve episode of Ghost Celebrity Matchmake

Washington, D.C. - The Trump-Kennedy Center says it plans to file a $1 million lawsuit against Krampus, the half-goat, half-demon former Republican once considered for a high-ranking position in the Trump administration , after cancelling his appearance at an annual Christmas Eve performance. Krampus, shown here posing on the red carpet at the 2025 Met Gala and right before tossing Blue Ivy Carter into his burlap sack "Krampus pulled out right after President Trump's name was

Editorial by Sumu-la-El Remember when Zagmuk used to mean something? Before it became so commercialized? Before every bazaar started selling Marduk ornaments and 12-stone diamond pendants? You know the ones, where each diamond represents a day of Marduk's grueling battle with Tiamat, the monster of chaos. I remember a time in Babylonia when Zagmuk meant a chance to come together as a people, to forget our petty differences and assist our patron deity Marduk, the Sun god and c

McDonaldland, IL - In an unprecedented move that strains the limits of Executive Office power, President Trump has issued a full pardon to one of the nation's most notorious burger thieves, the Hamburglar, who has been incarcerated in an Illinois state penitentiary since 2015. A 2015 photo of the Hamburglar's arrest after a week-long manhunt in the Pratt's Wayne Woods forest preserve near Chicago "This was a witch hunt targeting a patriot over fake crimes," Trump explained d

Strang, NE - When police detectives surveyed the scene of a tragic double homicide and child abduction case that rocked the small town of Strang, Nebraska last week, they knew that time wasn't on their side. Every minute that passed without locating missing 3-year-old Gertie McDonald decreased the likelihood that she would be found alive, if at all. The search for clues was exhaustive, and the dedicated men and women of the Strang Police Department (SPD) left no stone unturne

Copenhagen, Denmark - Remember the Grogan Sisters? They were the ahead of their time team of five real life sisters who took the vaudeville circuit by storm from 1893 to 1897. Known by many as the The Devilish Danes , Leona, Helga, Sonia, Ingrid, and Gabby are all dead according a leading scholar of entertainment history. Historian Freewilly, shown here sporting a grizzly professor mustache that adds an air of rugged wisdom to match his boyish charm "That's right, all dead. F

Arlington, VA - To kick off a new "family-friendly" travel campaign, the secretaries of both transportation and health and human services held a press conference at Reagan National Airport earlier this week. Secretary Duffy, shown here discussing the proper way for a woman to insert a tampon while Secretary Kennedy mentally prepares himself for a run through "The Obliterator" obstacle course "We are investing a billion dollars into airport improvements for families and for pe

Malvern, PA - In an effort to reach a wider customer base by expanding into lower-income markets, leading fresh egg brand Eggland's Best will soon begin offering an additional tier of egg quality at discounted prices. An elderly couple living on a fixed income, shown here finally able to gorge themselves on dozens of discounted Eggland's Good Enough eggs "At Eggland's Best, we have always taken pride in producing eggs that have superior nutrition, taste, variety, and freshnes

Point Helicopter Parenting is Ruining Our Children by Jessica Champlain Child Psychologist Tampa, FL Are we raising a generation of perpetual children that will be ill-prepared for life as an adult? I believe that we are. The current crop of twenty-somethings stands out as clear evidence of this growing problem. Psychologists like me are seeing significant increases in the diagnosis of depression and anxiety conditions in older adolescents and young adults in their twenties.

Studio City, CA - Less than a month after the announcement of a more inclusive programming lineup in 2026 , Hallmark Channel has revealed that they will soon feature their first ever transgender crew member. Hallmark's first transgender crew member, shown here working on a scene from Ghostly Grandma Mysteries: The Case of the Grindr Gunman "This is a pretty big deal," Hallmark Media president John Matts explained. "When I heard that one of our best boys used to be a best girl

Belvidere, NE - No-Shave November may be over, but thousands of newly bearded men are suffering the potentially life-threatening negative health effects resulting from abnormal pressure on the cervical spine caused by beard induced postural changes. Chiropractic neurologists blame the Star Wars prequels on chronic beard neck-induced encephalopathy "Literally everything comes down to posture and the mysterious force of gravity," Dr. Frank Grimes, a chiropractor in Belvidere w