Birmingham, AL - Despite decades of evidence, and the recommendations of thousands of experts in the resuscitation of patients using hospital defibrillators and portable automatic devices when in the outpatient setting, more Americans are refusing these interventions in favor of more natural forms of electricity. A man suffering from ventricular fibrillation, shown here at home using a natural alternative to an AED "It boils down to patient autonomy and informed consent," Mot

Dark. Dingy. A barren and sexless wasteland where death lingers around every corner and the food is terrible. These are all words that could be used to describe the country where the epic journey of Odysseus takes place, at least according to director Christopher Nolan's representation of Greece. But a controversial portrayal of the country as ugly and dangerous is far from the only problem with the blockbuster film according to some critics who have been to Greece. Charybdis

New York - Phizer, the American multinational pharmaceutical and biotechnology corporation behind such blockbuster products as Zithromax Flavor Blast™ liquid water enhancer and Manorgamax, has announced a breakthrough in anti-aging medicine that they expect to be available by the end of the summer. Does Anthony Fauci take Extendor to live longer and stronger? We'll never tell. But yes, he totally does! And that's why he's America's favorite...I want to say...accountant? "This

Newton, MA - When expectant mother Sincy Bastion arrived at Newton-Wellesley Hospital last week with a birth plan that she had developed along with her husband and doula, hospital staff were understandably reluctant to allow an untrained lay person to dictate management of a medical procedure. But after reading the plan, the nurses and physicians involved in Bastion's care realized that this was no ordinary patient request. In fact, what they discovered will revolutionize hos