Trump Promises No Taxes for Supporters

Mar-a-Lago - As the 2024 campaign for United States president enters the final stretch, former president Trump is promising to waive all taxes for loyal supporters of his campaign.

Trump, shown here pointing to the back of the room before asking the audience if they can also see the old woman that has been slowly following him wherever he goes

"There is nothing more un-American than paying taxes," Trump explained during a recent town hall event held in one front of his campaign staff and select January 6th participant spouses in one of the auxiliary storage sheds at Mar-a-Lago. "When I win, why should my patriotic supporters have to pay taxes? Like this very attractive woman right here standing next to Jared with the face and the body, she's a big fan folks, and the Democrat party is the pure evil, just pure evil, but the big beautiful tariffs, we love tariffs but she's a stupid person. Kamala. Ka-ma-la. She can't even say her own name right."

A Trump-Vance campaign spokesperson later issued a clarification. According to the campaign, simply being a Trump supporter would not be enough to do away with a citizen's obligation to pay taxes. "They would need to provide notarized proof that they actually cast their vote for President Trump. And yes, he is very serious about this. It is going to happen."