

God Hires Life Coach After Series of Career Setbacks
Heaven - After a string of high publicity public relations disasters, God, known by some as the Almighty Creator of the universe and...

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Aug 30, 20242 min read
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Congress Designates August 27th National National Day Day
Washington, D.C. - In recognition of the many important National Days that have been officially declared through an Act of Congress over...

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Aug 27, 20241 min read
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DeSantis Bans Transatlantic Flights for State Employees
Tallahassee, FL - Florida governor Ron DeSantis has signed an executive order banning transatlantic flights for anyone employed by the...

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Aug 24, 20241 min read
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Republican Lawmakers Set Sights on Sesame Street
Washington, D.C. - Republican lawmakers are raising concerns over the beloved American educational children's television series Sesame...

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Aug 22, 20241 min read
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British Doctors Use CRISPR to Edit Genome in Child Born to Asshole
London - For the first time since the technology was developed in 2012, gene editing using the CRISPR-Cas9 system has been used to...

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Aug 20, 20241 min read
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Brain Changes Suggest Being an Asshole Starts in the Womb
San Diego, CA - Being an asshole may not be obvious until a child is a toddler, but some surprising new evidence is emerging that may...

Zoo Knudsen
Aug 16, 20242 min read
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Scientists Around the World Baffled by New Research, One of Them Says
Harvard area, MA - New research performed near Harvard is baffling scientists all over the world according to one of them. Scientist...

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Aug 14, 20242 min read
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Area Toddler a Complete Asshole According to Medical Experts
Portland, ME - When Portland 5-year-old Tackle Lewinsky skips down the long cement path towards his neighborhood playground, the other...

Zoo Knudsen
Aug 12, 20242 min read
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Very Few Chickens Receive Regular Chiropractic Care, Survey Finds
Davenport, IA - According to a recently published survey, virtually no American chickens are receiving regular chiropractic care despite...

Zoo Knudsen
Aug 9, 20241 min read
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JCPenney Photographer Unable to Calm Crying Infant, Vatican Weighs in
Lafayette, LA- Despite a weekend training course and several weeks of real world experience in the use of hand puppets and key jingling,...

Zoo Knudsen
Aug 7, 20241 min read
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Pediatric Experts Recommend Apgar Score Update, More Focus on Infant Bonding
Itasca, IL - A group of pediatric philosophers and psychologists with the American Academy of Pediatrics (AAP) Section on Breastfeeding...

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Aug 5, 20242 min read
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Danish Physicists Predict New Elementary Particle
Copenhagen, Denmark - Danish particle physicists from the Niels Bohr Institute have published a paper predicting the existence of a new...

Zoo Knudsen
Aug 3, 20241 min read
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Olympics to Consider Ban of Performance Enhancing Kinesiology Tape
Lausanne, Switzerland- Based on a recently completed scientific assessment of 3rd generation kinesiology tapes increasingly used by elite...

Zoo Knudsen
Aug 2, 20242 min read
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