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Zoo Knudsen
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Join date: May 22, 2024
About
Gender: Male
Pronouns: Mr./Zoo
Industry: Communications or Media
Occupation: Journalist
Location: Belvidere, Nebraska
My Story: I'm an old school reporter whose days of scoring double trucks are well behind him. But that doesn't mean I don't know a good story when I see one. I've worked for small town rags and big city broadsheets and everything in between.
Interests: Computers, Journalism, Other people's business
Favorite Movies: All the President's Men, The Killing Fields, Newsies, She Said, Spotlight
Favorite Television Programs: Bridgerton, Gilmore Girls, The Newsroom, Succession
Favorite Music: Huey Lewis and the News
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Jun 3, 2026 ∙ 1 min
Quote of the Day: Making American Hospitals Healthier Again
One of the goals of the MAHA movement is to improve the health of all Americans, especially those requiring emergency or inpatient care, and requiring hospitals to reduce added sugars in intravenous fluids and to make the change from dextrose to natural cane sugar is an important step. RFK Jr., shown here laser-focused on improving the health of all Americans and definitely not thinking about what a whale vagina looks like Robert F. Kennedy Jr., while speaking to a crowd of shoppers outside...
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Jun 2, 2026 ∙ 2 min
"We Just Can't Win!": Sorghum Places Last in Cereal Crop Popularity Among Generation Alpha Tweens
Omaha, NE - Despite maintaining its position as the world's 5th most important cereal Crop after rice, wheat, maize, and barley, with almost 60 million metric tons of global production each year, sorghum has once again ranked dead last in popularity among American kids aged 10 to 12 years according to a recent poll. A non-threatening group of multi-ethnic American children between the ages of 9 and 13 years, shown here eating food in bowls, probably free-range organic sprouted tapioca or some...
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May 29, 2026 ∙ 2 min
Post Consumer Brands Announces Cereal for Men with Erectile Dysfunction
Lakeville, MN - Post Consumer Brands, the company behind popular cereals like Fruity Pebbles, Cocoa Pebbles, and Cinnacoated Sugarblast Fiber Boulders, has announced a new addition to their product line that was designed to help men with erectile dysfunction. Post Holdings, Inc. chairman and CEO William P. Stiritz, shown here proudly erect at a 2019 award ceremony "When people are eating a bowl of cereal, they typically aren't thinking about problems in the bedroom," Post Holdings, Inc....
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