Near Harvard - Experts in the scientific study of the body language of fossilized remains of early humans have announced the results of an analysis of the Altamura Man, one of the most complete Paleolithic skeletons ever discovered and the source of the oldest sample of Neanderthal DNA. Neanderthal remains found in Kebara, Israel in 1983 reveal a man with crossed arms and a head slumped forward who lacked self-esteem in social situations and was probably hiding a dark secret

Boston, MA - When man first began to desire the elegant and professional look of a smooth and hairless face, this required the use of a sharpened shell or perhaps a crude copper instrument. Over the millennia, we have developed an increasingly powerful array of pogonotomical technologies, allowing humanity to creep closer and closer to the evolutionary pinnacle of facial aesthetics: the perfect shave. Recent discoveries, such as the Nobel prize winning Gillette Lubrastrip, wa

Washington, D.C. - As the astronauts of NASA's Artemis II mission near completion of their epic and inspirational journey to the moon and back, the first in over 50 years, conservative scientists are heralding the accomplishment as definitive proof of the Trumpiocentric model of the cosmos. President Trump's drawing of a proposed Orion spacecraft, which Lockheed Martin engineers relied heavily on during the design process "This is something that we have long suspected to be a