

Post Consumer Brands Announces Cereal for Men with Erectile Dysfunction
Lakeville, MN - Post Consumer Brands, the company behind popular cereals like Fruity Pebbles, Cocoa Pebbles, and Cinnacoated Sugarblast Fiber Boulders, has announced a new addition to their product line that was designed to help men with erectile dysfunction. Post Holdings, Inc. chairman and CEO William P. Stiritz, shown here proudly erect at a 2019 award ceremony "When people are eating a bowl of cereal, they typically aren't thinking about problems in the bedroom," Post Ho

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1 day ago2 min read


Experts Predict Next Big Step in Tech: Quantum AI
Near Silicon Valley - According to a number of experts in the field of predicting future advancements in technology trends, quantum artificial intelligence, known as QAI, is going to be the next big thing. Futurist Albus Macklemore, shown here using a prototype quantum computer to order beans from Costco faster than any human in history "Quantum mechanics is a simple concept that I have a complete grasp of," technology futurist Albus Macklemore explained. "When combined with

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3 days ago2 min read


President Trump Wins First White House Mathematical Olympiad
Washington, D.C. - The results of the first White House Mathematical Olympiad (WHMO) are in, and the winner by a significant margin is President Donald Trump. Trump, shown here deep within his Mind Palace discovering the hidden connection between all prime numbers, thus unlocking a vast array of new advances in number theory and cryptography "This is the most prestigious mathematical competition ever held at the White House," Chief of Staff Susie Wiles explained. "The Preside

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7 days ago2 min read