

Expert's Corner: Toddler Tantrums!
"Expert's Corner" is a popular column in Knudsen's News that features a revolving door of experts in a variety of fields answering the big questions on the minds of our readers. A favorite among Belvidere residents as well as people from around the world, but mostly Singapore for some reason, it offers practical, empathetic, and easy to understand guidance on a wide variety of topics, making it a valued resource in the community. Vinay Prasad, shown here smiling with his mout

Zoo Knudsen
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Mr. Snuffles, Last Living World War 2 Military Gerbil, has Died
Arlington, VA - Mr. Snuffles, the last remaining gerbil employed by the United States military during World War 2, died this week at the age of 82. Mr. Snuffles, shown here behind a bear in 1944, had over one hundred confirmed battlefield kills "I'll never forget that furry little bastard," Stam Costello, an infantryman who stormed the beaches at Normandy alongside Mr. Snuffles as part of the United States Small Mammal Division, revealed. "A German soldier had me in his sight

Zoo Knudsen
Aug 91 min read


Republicans Obtain Copies of Anthony Fauci's Letters to Santa
Washington, D.C. - Several letters written to Santa by Dr. Anthony Fauci are now in the hands of Republicans that have today held him in contempt of Congress after refusing to answer questions about his actions during the COVID-19 pandemic at a hearing last week. A young Anthony Fauci, shown here planning to one day use the cover of a pandemic to achieve his ultimate goal of a never-ending vacation for schoolchildren everywhere "This is some real sick and twisted stuff," U.S.

Zoo Knudsen
Aug 71 min read