

Researchers Announce Development of Gluten-Free Examination Gloves
Cambridge, MA- Researchers near the Department of Materials Science and Engineering at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology held a press conference today to discuss the development and possible applications of gluten-free medical examination gloves. A physician, let's just call him Steve, shown here donning a pair of gluten-free gloves before performing a routine plectal scraping on a patient suffering from tertiary grimp "Gluten intolerance is a serious and increasingl

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Jul 20, 20242 min read
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More Calls for Biden to Prove Competency or Step Down
Washington, D.C. - As the 2024 presidential election nears, and in the wake of the recent release of new downloadable content for the...

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Jul 18, 20241 min read
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More Men Speak Out Against Lack of Awareness of Erection Challenges
Gulf Breeze, FL - Men all over the United States are growing increasingly frustrated that their unique health concerns , particularly challenges involving penile erections, are being largely ignored by medical research and downplayed by society. Senator and Republican vice-presidential candidate JD Vance, shown here estimating the size of Donald Trump's penis during a speech at the 2024 Republican National Convention "We are sick and tired of being the butt of jokes and havin

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Jul 16, 20241 min read
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