Itasca, IL - A group of pediatric philosophers and psychologists with the American Academy of Pediatrics (AAP) Section on Breastfeeding (SOBr) are recommending an update to the Apgar score system used to assess the health of newborns immediately after birth, with the hope of increasing focus on infant bonding. A newborn human, shown here screaming into the void of a seemingly meaningless existence even as he yearns desperately for the slightest sense of connection to somethi

Copenhagen, Denmark - Danish particle physicists from the Niels Bohr Institute have published a paper predicting the existence of a new elementary particle believed to be responsible for fundamental and powerful aspects of human existence. A small child, shown here demonstrating the strong interaction while enveloped in a naturally occuring Uhygges field by creating mass in her CoComelon pull-ups "This is a particle that is central to the experience of coziness and comfortab

Lausanne, Switzerland- Based on a recently completed scientific assessment of 3rd generation kinesiology tapes increasingly used by elite athletes, as well as the advanced taping techniques developed since their introduction at the 2012 Summer Olympics, the International Olympic Committee (IOC) is considering a total ban of the performance enhancing tapes. Haphazard application of modern kinesiology tape will be the leading cause of death and loss of limb in elite athletes a