

New Survey Finds Fewer Teens Followed by Sex Demons
Atlanta, GA - A newly published CDC study on the sexual habits of adolescents comes as a bit of good news in these uncertain times. Though millions of adults continue to face hardships related to the ongoing COVID-19 pandemic, the sluggish economy, the loss of basic human rights, and the intensifying death rattle of American democracy, fewer teenagers are being followed by shape shifting sex demons. A group of non-voting American 18-19-year-old teenagers, shown here celebrati

Zoo Knudsen
Jul 10, 20241 min read
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Nutrition Scientists Discover New Generation of Extremely Powerful Superfoods
Sedona, AZ - Researchers at Vortex BioNutraceuticals (formerly the Scientific Institute for Superfood Science) in Sedona have announced the discovery of a new generation of highly evolved superfoods that some experts are claiming will revolutionize health and wellness. Elmena Hubbard, shown here eating one of the newly discovered superfoods and just prior to registering for her first ultramarathon "These are superfoods on bioidentical steroids," Vortex BioNutraceuticals (VBN)

Zoo Knudsen
Jul 9, 20241 min read
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