

Conservative Experts Help Parents Have "the Talk" with Kids
Gainesville, FL - The American College of Pediatricians (ACPeds) , a national organization of pediatricians and other healthcare professionals dedicated to the health and well-being of some children, has issued guidance for parents on having "the talk". A conservative mother, shown here explaining to her 6-year-old daughter about Biden's treasonous open border policies and how using barbed wire to keep out illegals protects her from being raped by brown people. "Talking to ki

Zoo Knudsen
Jul 14, 20243 min read
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Competitive Painting Set to Make First Olympic Appearance in Paris
Two U.S. painters have qualified for the Paris games - Winthrop Alabaster IV (AlaBlaster) and Cordelia Sinclair (Brush Bitch) - and two spots remain. Paris - For the first time in history, the Paris Games will feature competitive painting as an official Olympic sport. Competitive painting judge P-Slap Birchmore, shown here just after handing out a red flag for illegal tracing "Paint will be flying, next level imaginations will be revealed, and athletes will be showcasing thei

Zoo Knudsen
Jul 12, 20243 min read
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More Parents Turn to Social Media for Help Choosing Baby Names
Nashville, TN - According to a recent study near Vanderbilt, an increasing number of new parents are using social media for inspiration when it comes to choosing a name for their babies. Two new parents, shown here lovingly gazing at their newborn son Mr. Beast, who later attempted to return the baby at a local GameStop "These are younger parents who have grown up with the internet and social media as a big part of their lives," Mort Fishman MD , an obstetrician and Director

Zoo Knudsen
Jul 10, 20241 min read
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