Miami, Fl - Experts with the Miami Police Department are reaching out to parents and teachers of young children to raise awareness of pediatric excited delirium, a potentially dangerous condition often associated with ingestions of powerful stimulants. Miami baby Gary Peterson, shown here developing fructose-induced excited delirium and just prior to being shot by the police "We aren't talking about your average run-of-the-mill toddler tantrums," Corporal Chad Blaze , a devel

Montgomery, AL - According to a recently published study, giving birth does not result in an increased need for sleep. Birthing Unit # 19,251,450 "Jennifer", shown here happily fulfilling her righteous duty on 1-2 hours of sleep per night "Women in general simply don't need that much sleep," Charp Ullman, Chief of Science at God's Judgement Center for Biblical Truth explained. "And we have proven with this study that childbirth doesn't change that fact, so they should all jus

Cambridge, MA- Researchers near the Department of Materials Science and Engineering at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology held a press conference today to discuss the development and possible applications of gluten-free medical examination gloves. A physician, let's just call him Steve, shown here donning a pair of gluten-free gloves before performing a routine plectal scraping on a patient suffering from tertiary grimp "Gluten intolerance is a serious and increasingl