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Writer's pictureZoo Knudsen

DeSantis Bans Transatlantic Flights for State Employees

Tallahassee, FL - Florida governor Ron DeSantis has signed an executive order banning transatlantic flights for anyone employed by the state.


Governor DeSantis, shown here preparing to demonstrate how to locate the testicles on an Airbus A380 passenger plane

"This kind of woke nonsense just isn't going to fly anymore in Florida," Governor DeSantis explained. "There are boy planes and there are girl planes. That's just common sense."


The executive order comes days after Joseph A. Ladapo, MD, the State Surgeon General of Florida weighed in on the biology of gender during an educational conference held on the New College of Florida campus in Sarasota. According to Ladapo, gender has defined roles based on solid evidence. "Men are Burger Kings and women are Dairy Queens. Kids are Carl's Jr. That's science. And America runs on science!"

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