

JD Vance Sets Sights on Improving National Childbirth Rates
Washington, D.C. - JD Vance, the regular human Republican candidate for vice-president, has announced that he plans to consider improving...

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Oct 2, 20242 min read


Elite English Professors Piece Together Decades Long Trump Oratorical Weave
Near Oxford - An elite team of some of the smartest professors in England working day and night for the past several months has finally...

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Sep 30, 20242 min read


Trump Campaign Announces Plan to Sell Rally NFTs
Palm Beach, FL - During a recent press conference held on the grounds of the Mar-a-Lago resort in Palm Beach, club employee and United...

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Sep 26, 20241 min read