Heaven - After a string of high publicity public relations disasters, God, known by some as the Almighty Creator of the universe and...

Washington, D.C. - In recognition of the many important National Days that have been officially declared through an Act of Congress over the years, Congress has designated August 27th as National National Day Day. President Reagan, shown here addressing the nation to announce the designation of October 4th as National Where Am I, Who Are All These People Day "One of the most sacred responsibilities of being an elected leader in this country is the establishment of days where

Tallahassee, FL - Florida governor Ron DeSantis has signed an executive order banning transatlantic flights for anyone employed by the state. Governor DeSantis, shown here preparing to demonstrate how to locate the testicles on an Airbus A380 passenger plane "This kind of woke nonsense just isn't going to fly anymore in Florida," Governor DeSantis explained. "There are boy planes and there are girl planes. That's just common sense." The executive order comes days after Josep