Arizona Man Accidentally Cancelled After ACLU Clerical Error

Paradise Valley, AZ - An unfortunate clerical Error made by American Civil Liberties Union of Arizona staff has resulted in a Paradise Valley man's life being destroyed because of an accidental cancellation.

Flexington, shown here outraged over his accidental cancellation while attending a Wine and Cheese fundraiser for The Heritage Foundation in Scottsdale

"My life is ruined," Chip Flexington revealed. "These liberals really need to be more careful. Other than my family, friends, job as an architect, respect from my community, three houses, and a legacy country club membership, I've got nothing left. Nothing! Now I know how Elon feels."

Cancellation, once a last resort for dealing with people deemed unfit for society, is an increasingly common outcome in recent years as societal standards for speech and behavior have become more and more restrictive, especially for people like Flexington who tell it like it is. I remember a time when you could just be honest with people, especially minority groups and poor people, without having to worry about losing your job. And honestly, who is speaking up for all the women who appreciate being complimented on their appearance. Don't they deserve to feel special?

According to comedian Louis C.K., who was unable to do some of the things he really wanted to do after acknowledging that numerous allegations of sexual misconduct over a span of three decades were true, believes that in some cases the punishment outweighs the crime. "The bar for being cancelled is getting lower and lower every year. They came after me for just masturbating in front of a few unwilling women and sexually assaulting a potted plant, and my career was definitely a bit held back for a few months. It really took an emotional toll. Frankly, I'm not sure how I would have gotten through it without the support from several male comedy legends and my thousands of fans."