

Trump Names Joel Osteen Acting Pope Hours After Death of Pope Francis
Washington, D.C. - Though the Catholic Church must ultimately go through the standard selection process, President Trump has wasted...

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Apr 21, 20251 min read


American Academy of Pediatrics Publishes Updated Guidelines on Extreme Breastfeeding
Portland, OR - When new mother Jessica Ramirez found an unexpired Groupon for free skydiving lessons under a pile of soy sauce packets in...

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Apr 19, 20252 min read


Newly Elected Minnesota Republican Party Chair Defends Flat Earth Beliefs
Edina, MN - Despite years of outspoken belief in a wide variety of fringe theories, newly elected chair of the Republican party in...

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Apr 16, 20251 min read