Tampa, FL - In an effort to be funny, and not because of a lack of true friends and a deep feeling of loneliness and existential angst as he enters middle age, Tampa resident Steve Boston ironically attempted to forge a human connection with a fellow gym-goer earlier today. Steve Boston, shown here not distracting himself from thoughts of dying alone, and looking forward to coming back to the gym tomorrow, on his birthday, because the girl at the front will see that on the co

Boston, MA - The "harvest moon", sometimes known as the "barley moon" or "corn puddin' moon", is the full moon nearest to the autumnal equinox and, at least historically, has been a welcome celestial event for farmers working to complete the year's harvest. But the harvest moon that occurred on October 6th was also the first supermoon of 2025. Hospitals, and the medical professionals that dedicate their lives to caring for the ill and infirm, are still reeling after a chaotic

Geneva, Switzerland - Top chiropractic particle physicists working at the European Organization for Nuclear Research in Geneva have announced the successful creation of a subluxon, the subatomic building block of the chiropractic subluxation, for the first time since their discovery in 2015. Actor Morgan Freeman, shown here preparing to reprise the role of Jasper St. Benjamin, a particle physicist who develops strange powers and learns to love again, in Particle Man 2: Quantu