Brabara Bloodstone's Psychic Predictions for 2026

Psychic Predictions for the Year 2026

by Brabara Bloodstone

World famous psychic and host of E! Science Channel's Ghost Celebrity Matchmaker Brabara Bloodstone, shown here calling a Blockbuster Video to see if they have a copy of The Witches of Eastwick

As 2025 takes its few remaining agonal breaths before death overtakes it, I am reminded of the time I introduced Rock Hudson to Brittany Murphy during the taping of the 2012 New Year's Eve episode of Ghost Celebrity Matchmaker. Hudson played it cool, as he usually did with the ladies, but I know when sparks are flying even in those in whom the spark of life has been extinguished by the ravages of time and whatever it was that killed him. Probably something super macho, like being crushed by a tractor.

Regardless, I assume that they are still together today making sweet spectral love in the hereafter. And just as I guided those two late lovebirds to eternal happiness, I'm here today to guide my living readers through the months ahead. The future, as with the past, can very complex after all. Just ask those kids from Stranger Things. Seriously, ask them. I'll wait.

People may interpret historical events differently depending on their life experiences and personal biases, making my job of peering through the mists of time an extremely complex endeavor. I find that extremely intelligent people tend to understand my prophecies rather easily once explained. On the other hand, people who are ignorant may remain skeptical for years. Sometimes after death, when only I have the power to communicate with them, they do eventually realize their mistake.

Often my predictions do not become clear until years later. Like when I predicted the Great Depression a full decade before it began, not by foreseeing the Wall Street Crash of 1929 specifically but by dreaming about a sad clown being devoured by an escaped circus lion. That revelation earned me an appearance on the Fleischmann Yeast Hour musical variety radio program right after Yippy the Wonder Mutt. Who's laughing now, Yippy? I don't actually know what Yippy is doing right now because I'm not a ghost celebrity pet psychic, at least not yet.

Not every prediction of mine has the power to enlighten an entire nation or to entertain young children. For every missing toddler that I envision being probably alive somewhere near a pond, giving families several more hours of desperate hope, I am forced to endure the pain of knowing the innermost secrets of friends, family members, and even strangers that I pass on the street. For example, you are a pervert. I won't say your name but you know who you are and you need to stop it.

There is nothing more important to me than these yearly predictions. Even the slightest distraction could prevent me from saving countless lives by warning of a terrorist attack somewhere in the world, maybe even in Eastern Europe. That's why I have spent the past few days in my basement, and in a medically induced coma under the excellent care of my personal ghost physician, Dr. Harold Borstein.

My predictions are sometimes imperfect. That may not be what you expected to hear from the woman who warned the world that a boat would sink off the coast of South America in 2025 months before President Trump began his war on Venezuelan drug/tuna smugglers. The visions that come to me are usually clear but they can sometimes be difficult to bring into focus, because my connection to the ancient spirit of the Atlantean warlord Tyrannis Oceanmaster is weakened when I forget to put my cellphone into airplane mode.

Here are my top predictions for 2026:

1. 2026 will be a big year in politics, with the midterm elections serving as a key focal point. Shocking the nation, a new third party formed by millions of Joe Rogan listeners, their brains having achieved optimum power and efficiency thanks to a revolutionary cocktail of performance boosting nootropic testosterone-infused creatine gummies with CBD, will assume leadership of the country. This will usher in a golden age of peace and prosperity where all our gains will be maximum and all our characters will be main.

2. Climate change will continue to play a role in unprecedented weather events, like acid snow, sleetnados, and hailicanes. In July, the soccer game of a young child somewhere in Ohio will be cancelled due to heat, angering the child's mother and resulting in a chain of events that will eventually lead to China declaring war against the island nation of Taiwan. Karens are the worst, amirite?

3. Music will play an important role in the lives of millions of people around the world, but not in a way you would think. Seriously. Think of a way right now. Nope, not even close. I really think you are going to be surprised by this one when it happens. Oh you'll know it when it does.

4. A cure for cancer will be discovered in February, but millions of Americans will refuse to take it after learning that researchers used the remains of an aborted fetus from 1957 to develop the inexpensive, completely safe, and 100% successful treatment because pro-life advocates are nothing if not consistent in the expression of their deeply held beliefs.

5. Breakfast as a meal and a general concept will cease to exist as we know it, having been fully replaced by brunch in the Fall of 2026. Young children will look forward to "brunch for dinner" nights where they will feast on eggs Benedict and avocado toast while they guzzle down mimosas, Bellinis, and Bloody Marys. Oh, kids all drink now...and it's adorable!

Bonus prediction: Donald Trump...Jr.?