Tom Cruise Promotes Value of Scientology in Acute Trauma Care

Beverly Hills, CA- When Beverly Hills Paramedics arrived at the scene of a horrible accident on the corner of Sunset and North Palm last February, finding a mangled 2009 Toyota Camry in flames and the bodies of Bob and Wendy Putterman strewn about the wreckage, the last thing they expected to see was popular movie star Tom Cruise providing assistance to the injured.

A paramedic trained in E-meter auditing, shown here talking to a woman with a collapsed lung and a comminuted skull fracture about treatment options for the confused alien soul trapped in her body

"We couldn't believe it," Paramedic John Gunderson explained. "I mean, here is this ghastly accident with multiple fatalities and blood just, just all over the place, with chunks of brain splattered on the windshield. And that car could have blown any minute too. And Tom Cruise gets right in there, starts auditing all the preclears and identifying engrams left and right, really helping me and my partner out. Imagine, a couple of nobodies like Jim and me saving lives with Maverick."

In motor vehicle accidents, seconds can count. Emergency response professionals are highly trained and act swiftly to stabilize acute life threatening injuries commonly suffered in high speed collisions. They learn early on in their training to always remember the ABC's, which stands for "airway, breathing, and circulation". But simply establishing a patent route for oxygen delivery to the lungs, and enough cardiac output to move that oxygen to vital organs and tissues, isn't always enough to save some trauma victims. This is where Scientology comes into play.

Since March of 2024, one month after that fateful accident, Beverly Hills ambulances have carried Hubbard Electropsychometers. More commonly known as E-Meters, these highly advanced calibrated devices are used for measuring the extremely low voltages produced by the human soul, allowing for the analysis, or auditing, of a patient's state of spiritual change. Now, when life is on the line, heroic first responders don't have to wait for Cruise, who may be busy saving orphans from a burning building or battling evil hoards of psychiatrists at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center, to arrive with his custom made Mark VII Super Quantum E-meter.

And the move has certainly paid off.

A recent study of trauma patients brought to the Beverly Hills Hospital Emergency Department found that accident victims undergoing auditing processes at the scene presented with 50% fewer engrams, 70% fewer incidents, and a jaw-dropping 85% decrease in implants when compared to those brought in by family members or non-Scientologist paramedics. Mortality rates, as well as measures of other non-Scientology-related morbidity outcomes, were equivalent. Every expert in trauma medicine that I reached out to about the results of the study were rendered speechless, I assume because they were so amazing.

The overwhelming success of Scientology in treating trauma victims in his own backyard of Beverly Hills has inspired Tom Cruise to bring his message to the rest of the country, and eventually the world. During a recent visit to Washington to urge a group of high ranking government officials to support his push for the implementation of Scientology-based trauma protocols in hospitals nationwide, Cruise revealed that ‘‘It’s rough and tumble, and it’s wild and woolly and it’s a blast. It’s a blast. It really is fun, because there is nothing better than going out there and fighting the fight and, suddenly you see, things are better."