Goodlettsville, TN - In a shocking revelation made during a recent interview for Country Beat Magazine, country music superstar Garth Brooks admitted from his family compound near Nashville that American singer, songwriter, and actress Sabrina Carpenter is actually a persona that he created and has played since 1999. Brooks, shown here as "Sabrina Carpenter" on the set of Disney Channel Original Movie Boyfriend Academy 2: Return to Zombietown alongside teen heartthrob Jarvis

Washington, D.C. - In response to the resignation of Trump Cabinet member Lori Chavez-DeRemer last week, White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt has announced that the controversial Department of Labor secretary will be replaced by an adorable child in the hopes of boosting sagging voter approval. Labor Secretary nominee Cousin Chaddie, shown here right after shouting his classic catch phrase "Wake up, old man!" during a recent White House signing ceremony "Trust me when

Lancaster, PA - Hoping to take advantage of the popularity of science-based programming, such as the 2014 documentary series Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey , the update of Carl Sagan's groundbreaking 1980 original, Amish community leaders in Lancaster have announced plans to produce a plain people-friendly take on the origins of the universe. Levi King, a whittling consultant on Amish Cosmos: 6 Days of Creation shown here working on a depiction of God creating fish-like vertebr