Belvidere, NE - No-Shave November may be over, but thousands of newly bearded men are suffering the potentially life-threatening negative health effects resulting from abnormal pressure on the cervical spine caused by beard induced postural changes. Chiropractic neurologists blame the Star Wars prequels on chronic beard neck-induced encephalopathy "Literally everything comes down to posture and the mysterious force of gravity," Dr. Frank Grimes, a chiropractor in Belvidere w

Bentonville, AK - Though Thanksgiving may be only one day in the rear view mirror, many families are already thinking ahead to Christmas and are worried about putting together a festive feast that won't break the bank. Can you say...stress? From cooking to decorating to that cool uncle who won't stop talking about how amazing our President is, every step of the way is full of obstacles. You can say stress...again! A man, shown here preparing a family meal. What's that? Didn't

Washington, D.C. - Vice President (of America) JD Vance explained Thursday that a surge in illegal immigration sent available reservations plummeting - putting the American Dream of a table at a nice restaurant out of reach for many. Normal human JD Vance, shown here eating a typical human meal that he ordered himself like a real American "A lot of young people are saying that they can't find a table at any of the really good places to eat," Vance explained during a recent i