

Is Your Child Suffering From Retained Primitive Reflexes? Probably.
Opinion Frank Grimes, DC Frank Grimes, shown here confidently telling a mother that her baby's spleen is sad, has watched Jurassic Park eleven times As a highly trained expert in spinal health, including advanced certificates in pediatric chiropractic, newborn wellness, and backpack weight distribution management, I work with a lot of families with young children. One of the most important topics I discuss with parents is the role of primitive reflexes in growth and developm

Zoo Knudsen
Feb 164 min read


Quote of the Day: Unintegrated Children Need the Most Attention
Children that fail to integrate primitive reflexes have an unbalanced nervous system and go on to experience learning problems, poor development, sensory sensitivity, emotional dysregulation, bedwetting into adulthood, challenges with finding anyone to love them, and a string of one dead-end job after another until, ultimately, they die penniless, afraid, and alone. Frank Grimes, DC, DACCP, DICCP, FICCP, MSCP, Level 7 Spine Wizard Frank Grimes, a doctor of chiropractic who sp

Zoo Knudsen
Feb 151 min read


Trump Plans for Hannibal Lecter Memorial on White House Grounds
Washington, D.C. - After an overnight announcement by President Trump, Washington insiders are now saying that plans are in motion to erect a statue in honor of elite forensic psychiatrist and Baltimore socialite Hannibal Lecter on White House grounds. Pennywise the Dancing Clown, shown here being told that he will not be receiving a Presidential Medal of Freedom this year "It is probably going to be placed on the south side of the grounds," an anonymous source who asked for

Zoo Knudsen
Feb 133 min read