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Area Toddler a Complete Asshole According to Medical Experts
Portland, ME - When Portland 5-year-old Tackle Lewinsky skips down the long cement path towards his neighborhood playground, the other...
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Very Few Chickens Receive Regular Chiropractic Care, Survey Finds
Davenport, IA - According to a recently published survey, virtually no American chickens are receiving regular chiropractic care despite...
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JCPenney Photographer Unable to Calm Crying Infant, Vatican Weighs in
Lafayette, LA- Despite a weekend training course and several weeks of real world experience in the use of hand puppets and key jingling,...
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