London - For the first time since the technology was developed in 2012, gene editing using the CRISPR-Cas9 system has been used to successfully change the genome of a child born with Pediatric Asshole Disorder (PAD). Bryce Sagemop, shown here several weeks after gene editing cured his pediatric asshole disorder being a bit of a douchebag "This has given us a chance to start over as a family," Lilly Sagemop, the former asshole child's mother, explained. "For the first time in

San Diego, CA - Being an asshole may not be obvious until a child is a toddler, but some surprising new evidence is emerging that may prove that the condition begins much earlier, even while a fetus is developing in the womb. An adult patient with chronic asshole disorder, shown here undergoing an invasive neural scraping procedure in the hopes of a cure Brain tissue obtained from patients with Pediatric Asshole Disorder (PAD) who had died of unrelated causes has revealed pa

Harvard area, MA - New research performed near Harvard is baffling scientists all over the world according to one of them. Scientist Steve, shown here smiling in his science lab and probably about to say something really funny. Classic Steve! "I have to be honest and admit that none of us saw this coming...at all," Merrill Worcester explained. "Not even Steve. He was all like, "What...no way. Now that's a spicy meatball!" That's like Steve's catchphrase, and he does this stu