

"We Just Can't Win!": Sorghum Places Last in Cereal Crop Popularity Among Generation Alpha Tweens
Omaha, NE - Despite maintaining its position as the world's 5th most important cereal Crop after rice, wheat, maize, and barley, with almost 60 million metric tons of global production each year, sorghum has once again ranked dead last in popularity among American kids aged 10 to 12 years according to a recent poll. A non-threatening group of multi-ethnic American children between the ages of 9 and 13 years, shown here eating food in bowls, probably free-range organic sproute

Zoo Knudsen
Jun 12 min read


Post Consumer Brands Announces Cereal for Men with Erectile Dysfunction
Lakeville, MN - Post Consumer Brands, the company behind popular cereals like Fruity Pebbles, Cocoa Pebbles, and Cinnacoated Sugarblast Fiber Boulders, has announced a new addition to their product line that was designed to help men with erectile dysfunction. Post Holdings, Inc. chairman and CEO William P. Stiritz, shown here proudly erect at a 2019 award ceremony "When people are eating a bowl of cereal, they typically aren't thinking about problems in the bedroom," Post Ho

Zoo Knudsen
May 292 min read


Experts Predict Next Big Step in Tech: Quantum AI
Near Silicon Valley - According to a number of experts in the field of predicting future advancements in technology trends, quantum artificial intelligence, known as QAI, is going to be the next big thing. Futurist Albus Macklemore, shown here using a prototype quantum computer to order beans from Costco faster than any human in history "Quantum mechanics is a simple concept that I have a complete grasp of," technology futurist Albus Macklemore explained. "When combined with

Zoo Knudsen
May 272 min read