Tallahassee, FL - Florida governor Ron DeSantis has signed an executive order banning transatlantic flights for anyone employed by the state. Governor DeSantis, shown here preparing to demonstrate how to locate the testicles on an Airbus A380 passenger plane "This kind of woke nonsense just isn't going to fly anymore in Florida," Governor DeSantis explained. "There are boy planes and there are girl planes. That's just common sense." The executive order comes days after Josep

Washington, D.C. - Republican lawmakers are raising concerns over the beloved American educational children's television series Sesame Street . A scene from the Lupercalia Festival celebration in an episode of Sesame Street where Elmo frees himself from ancestral bondage by undergoing an unbaptism ritual "This is a show for children that communicates to those children using "Muppets"," Lauren Boebert, the U.S. representative for Colorado's 3rd congressional district, explaine

London - For the first time since the technology was developed in 2012, gene editing using the CRISPR-Cas9 system has been used to successfully change the genome of a child born with Pediatric Asshole Disorder (PAD). Bryce Sagemop, shown here several weeks after gene editing cured his pediatric asshole disorder being a bit of a douchebag "This has given us a chance to start over as a family," Lilly Sagemop, the former asshole child's mother, explained. "For the first time in