Paradise Valley, AZ - An unfortunate clerical Error made by American Civil Liberties Union of Arizona staff has resulted in a Paradise Valley man's life being destroyed because of an accidental cancellation. Flexington, shown here outraged over his accidental cancellation while attending a Wine and Cheese fundraiser for The Heritage Foundation in Scottsdale "My life is ruined," Chip Flexington revealed. "These liberals really need to be more careful. Other than my family, fri

Emeryville, CA - Fans of the award-winning Pumpkids movies, reeling from news that the third and final installment of the planned Pumpkids trilogy has been postponed for undisclosed reasons, now have something to be excited about: a live-action prequel set to be released next October. Dame Judi Dench, sister of live-action Pumpkids prequel star Trudi, shown here playing a corrupt vice-president of Consolidated Companies in 9 to 5 2: Now They're All British! . "A lot of people

Waterbury, VT - Officials from the Vermont State Police (VSP) have issued a warning to be on the lookout for limited edition holiday fentanyls that could be flooding craft fairs, farmers markets, and cozy small-town coffee shops across New England this winter. A stylish ceramic serving dish, shown here holding enough candy cane fentanyl to kill every man, woman, and child who plays Christmas music before Thanksgiving in Pittsburgh "Not everyone is going to be a fan of these l