

Researchers Announce Development of Gluten-Free Examination Gloves
Cambridge, MA- Researchers near the Department of Materials Science and Engineering at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology held a press conference today to discuss the development and possible applications of gluten-free medical examination gloves. A physician, let's just call him Steve, shown here donning a pair of gluten-free gloves before performing a routine plectal scraping on a patient suffering from tertiary grimp "Gluten intolerance is a serious and increasingl

Zoo Knudsen
Jul 20, 20242 min read


More Calls for Biden to Prove Competency or Step Down
Washington, D.C. - As the 2024 presidential election nears, and in the wake of the recent release of new downloadable content for the...

Zoo Knudsen
Jul 18, 20241 min read


More Men Speak Out Against Lack of Awareness of Erection Challenges
Gulf Breeze, FL - Men all over the United States are growing increasingly frustrated that their unique health concerns , particularly challenges involving penile erections, are being largely ignored by medical research and downplayed by society. Senator and Republican vice-presidential candidate JD Vance, shown here estimating the size of Donald Trump's penis during a speech at the 2024 Republican National Convention "We are sick and tired of being the butt of jokes and havin

Zoo Knudsen
Jul 16, 20241 min read