Culver City, CA - In response to the overwhelmingly positive reviews of Melania , the recently released documentary about the 20 days leading up to Donald Trump 's second presidential inauguration as experienced through the eyes of his wife, Amazon MGM Studios has announced that they are fast-tracking several projects involving the first lady. Melania Trump, shown here in a scene from Breakfast at Tiffany's 2: Melania "People love Melania," Amazon executive chairman Jeff Bezo

Kenmore, WA - Researchers near prestigious Bastyr University held an emergency press conference this week to discuss the recent findings of a blue-ribbon panel of experts in the field of homeopathy, findings that have set off shockwaves in the integrative medicine community. A science man, let's just call him Steve, shown here doing advanced homeopathy research using science and a really cool microscope One of the most worrisome health trends in recent years has been the emer

Washington, D.C. - One day after withdrawing from the World Health Organization, the United States has now also officially left the United Federation of Planets (UFP). White House homeland security advisor Stephen Miller, a human-Ferengi hybrid, shown here politely waiting his turn to bear spray a newborn in the face "This was not a decision made lightly," Chief of Space Operations General Bradley Chance Saltzman explained. "But it was a decision that reflected the UFP's fail