Kenmore, WA - Researchers near prestigious Bastyr University held an emergency press conference this week to discuss the recent findings of a blue-ribbon panel of experts in the field of homeopathy, findings that have set off shockwaves in the integrative medicine community. A science man, let's just call him Steve, shown here doing advanced homeopathy research using science and a really cool microscope One of the most worrisome health trends in recent years has been the emer

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