Harvard area, MA - New research performed near Harvard is baffling scientists all over the world according to one of them. Scientist Steve, shown here smiling in his science lab and probably about to say something really funny. Classic Steve! "I have to be honest and admit that none of us saw this coming...at all," Merrill Worcester explained. "Not even Steve. He was all like, "What...no way. Now that's a spicy meatball!" That's like Steve's catchphrase, and he does this stu

Portland, ME - When Portland 5-year-old Tackle Lewinsky skips down the long cement path towards his neighborhood playground, the other families know it's time to pack up and head home. Tackle, who loves dinosaurs, digging holes in the sand, and telling stories with at least two events, is an asshole. Suffering from the most severe form of the condition, he is in fact a complete and total asshole . Lewinsky, shown here holding a bird and smiling just prior to really pissing of

Davenport, IA - According to a recently published survey, virtually no American chickens are receiving regular chiropractic care despite recommendations from leading experts in the field of complementary and alternative veterinary healthcare . Dr. Grimes, shown here treating a chicken suffering from total spinal collapse (Accordion syndrome) "These results are extremely disappointing," Chiropractor Frank Grimes explained. "This means there are more than 9 billion chickens at