Zoo Knudsen

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Join date: May 22, 2024

About

Gender: Male

Pronouns: Mr./Zoo

Industry: Communications or Media

Occupation: Journalist

Location: Belvidere, Nebraska

My Story: I'm an old school reporter whose days of scoring double trucks are well behind him. But that doesn't mean I don't know a good story when I see one. I've worked for small town rags and big city broadsheets and everything in between.

Interests: Computers, Journalism, Other people's business

Favorite Movies: All the President's Men, The Killing Fields, Newsies, She Said, Spotlight

Favorite Television Programs: Bridgerton, Gilmore Girls, The Newsroom, Succession

Favorite Music: Huey Lewis and the News

Posts (100)

Apr 23, 2025 ∙ 3 min

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[The following is a paid advertisement from Globodyne Industries. The views presented do not necessarily reflect those of Zoo Knudsen or...

Apr 21, 2025 ∙ 1 min

Trump Names Joel Osteen Acting Pope Hours After Death of Pope Francis

Washington, D.C. - Though the Catholic Church must ultimately go through the standard selection process, President Trump has wasted...

Apr 19, 2025 ∙ 2 min

American Academy of Pediatrics Publishes Updated Guidelines on Extreme Breastfeeding

Portland, OR - When new mother Jessica Ramirez found an unexpired Groupon for free skydiving lessons under a pile of soy sauce packets in...