Zoo Knudsen

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Join date: May 22, 2024

About

Gender: Male

Pronouns: Mr./Zoo

Industry: Communications or Media

Occupation: Journalist

Location: Belvidere, Nebraska

My Story: I'm an old school reporter whose days of scoring double trucks are well behind him. But that doesn't mean I don't know a good story when I see one. I've worked for small town rags and big city broadsheets and everything in between.

Interests: Computers, Journalism, Other people's business

Favorite Movies: All the President's Men, The Killing Fields, Newsies, She Said, Spotlight

Favorite Television Programs: Bridgerton, Gilmore Girls, The Newsroom, Succession

Favorite Music: Huey Lewis and the News

Posts (159)

Jan 23, 2026 ∙ 1 min

U.S. Formally Withdraws from United Federation of Planets

Washington, D.C. - One day after withdrawing from the World Health Organization, the United States has now also officially left the United Federation of Planets (UFP). White House homeland security advisor Stephen Miller, a human-Ferengi hybrid, shown here politely waiting his turn to bear spray a newborn in the face "This was not a decision made lightly," Chief of Space Operations General Bradley Chance Saltzman explained. "But it was a decision that reflected the UFP's failure to deal with...

Jan 21, 2026 ∙ 3 min

More Hospitals Embrace Alternative Healthcare Environmental Services

More hospitals are embracing alternative cleaning methods

Jan 19, 2026 ∙ 2 min

Experts Warn Latest Viral TikTok Prank Could Go from Funny to Universal Annihilation

New York - Scientists around the world are warning families about a hilarious but dangerous social media trend that could result in criminal charges and serious injuries, including the end of all life on Earth, or worse. Three teenagers planning their next TikTok prank. Could they be the boys that ultimately kill us all? Yes. A thousand times yes! According to Regibald Teaborne, a spokesperson for the United Nations Interagency Task Force on Global Catastrophic Threats, the trend has...