Palm Beach, FL - During a recent press conference held on the grounds of the Mar-a-Lago resort in Palm Beach, club employee and United States presidential candidate Donald Trump announced that he will begin selling non-fungible tokens (NFT) of all his previous and upcoming rallies.
"President Trump will retain all intellectual property rights related to each event and any unique aspect such as the event's concepts, themes, designs, decorations, artworks, animations, branding, or products," Trump's legal spokesperson Alina Habba explained. "But each NFT will prove ownership of the fact that the rally happened, which is a priceless opportunity to be a part of this history-making campaign."
An NFT is a unique digital identifier recorded on a blockchain and used to certify ownership and authenticity. According to the former president during the press conference, these rally NFTs will be a one-of-a-kind verifiable digital asset that will continue to increase in value for the foreseeable future. "Because Marxist socialist Comrade Kamala is ruining this country. It's a terrible thing. Like nothing anyone has ever seen. And it wouldn't have happened. One phone call. I make one phone call and on day one. I say I'm going to be a dictator for just one day. And the wall. And what about those pets that the migrants are eating. The cats and the dogs. But really this is about tariffs. They are a beautiful thing. I love that word. Tariffs."
Missed an opportunity to reveal the true meaning of NFT. In case Mr. Knutsen wishes to correct his omission, the T stands for Trump, the N stands for Nefarious, and we all know what the F stands for. Three stars added if updated.