

Hallmark Channel to Feature First Transgender Crew Member
Studio City, CA - Less than a month after the announcement of a more inclusive programming lineup in 2026 , Hallmark Channel has revealed that they will soon feature their first ever transgender crew member. Hallmark's first transgender crew member, shown here working on a scene from Ghostly Grandma Mysteries: The Case of the Grindr Gunman "This is a pretty big deal," Hallmark Media president John Matts explained. "When I heard that one of our best boys used to be a best girl

Zoo Knudsen
Dec 4, 20251 min read


November Beards Cause Spinal Injury Epidemic
Belvidere, NE - No-Shave November may be over, but thousands of newly bearded men are suffering the potentially life-threatening negative health effects resulting from abnormal pressure on the cervical spine caused by beard induced postural changes. Chiropractic neurologists blame the Star Wars prequels on chronic beard neck-induced encephalopathy "Literally everything comes down to posture and the mysterious force of gravity," Dr. Frank Grimes, a chiropractor in Belvidere w

Zoo Knudsen
Dec 2, 20254 min read


Walmart Expands Holiday Meal Baskets Through Christmas 2025!
Bentonville, AK - Though Thanksgiving may be only one day in the rear view mirror, many families are already thinking ahead to Christmas and are worried about putting together a festive feast that won't break the bank. Can you say...stress? From cooking to decorating to that cool uncle who won't stop talking about how amazing our President is, every step of the way is full of obstacles. You can say stress...again! A man, shown here preparing a family meal. What's that? Didn't

Zoo Knudsen
Nov 28, 20252 min read