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Mothers Need Less Sleep Than Previously Believed, New Research Reveals

Writer's picture: Zoo KnudsenZoo Knudsen

Updated: Dec 9, 2024

Montgomery, AL - According to a recently published study, giving birth does not result in an increased need for sleep.


Birthing Unit #19,251,450 "Jennifer", shown here happily fulfilling her righteous duty on 1-2 hours of sleep per night
Birthing Unit #19,251,450 "Jennifer", shown here happily fulfilling her righteous duty on 1-2 hours of sleep per night

"Women in general simply don't need that much sleep," Charp Ullman, Chief of Science at God's Judgement Center for Biblical Truth explained. "And we have proven with this study that childbirth doesn't change that fact, so they should all just stop worrying their pretty little heads about it."


The study, published this week in Online Publishing Module 17,809: Conservative Men's Women's Health Weekly, calls into question a number of beliefs about a woman's body promoted by some healthcare professionals. According to Ullman, the results were expected and inspiring. "Women, and especially mothers, are amazing. They do so much for society by having and raising our babies, and now they can rest easy knowing that they don't actually need to rest."

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