More Hospitals Embrace Alternative Healthcare Environmental Services

Embracing Alternative Cleaning

Top hospitals put unorthodox methods into practice

"To be honest, if we didn't see and smell the difference, we would have called the nurse's station to complain," says Sarah Saltzberg. She's referring to the freshly cleaned room of her son Timmy, who was recently diagnosed with childhood diabetes and admitted to Lurie Children's Hospital of Chicago for treatment and education. Insulin shots, a carbohydrate counting diet, and frequent blood sugar checks have been vital aspects of Timmy's care in the hospital, but equally important to his family is something very different from the harsh, time-consuming, impersonal, and one-size-fits-all cleaning methods typically endorsed by Western science.

A nurse applying a chiropractic sanitation adjustment to improve the energy flow through a dirty hospital mattress

The janitor has just performed a kind of energy-based cleaning that might have been challenged or even persecuted by established Western custodians until just a few years ago. Faster acting, and lacking the typical pungent odors of more mainstream cleaning supplies, Quantum Cleaning, as it is called by proponents, takes advantage of electron transitions associated with the interactions of visible and ultraviolet particles with trash, bodily fluids, and dirty linens. According to experts in the field, the quantum energy of photons precisely matches the energy gap between soiled and clean states of matter.

By taking advantage of precise interactions between and within energy and matter, a Quantum Cleaning practitioner works to elevate the quantum position from the lower to the upper state, rendering matter void of any and all unclean quantum entanglements. According to Clancy Simmons, a certified Quantum Cleaning provider at the hospital, this rebalances the energy field believed to envelop the room, leaving a fresh lemony scent. "Every day I spend five to ten minutes in Timmy's room and then you could eat off of the floor in there! But don't. Don't eat off the floor."

Just a few years ago, patients at Lurie Children's would have seen custodians using only conventional evidence-based cleaning techniques. Like most facilities around the country, this research-oriented medical center, known for high ranking status among pediatric teaching hospitals, would have been full of brooms, mops, and disinfectant sprays and wipes. But more academic hospitals are now embracing janitorial alternative methods, or JAM.

Facilities like the Mayo Clinic, Duke University Medical Center, and the University of California-San Francisco are now replacing traditional methods with Quantum Cleaning and other JAM services, like antimicrobial Reiki and acuclaving surgical equipment prior to use. And sweet little diabetic angel Timmy Salzberg is only one of many children benefiting from room cleaning that not long ago was considered by mainstream academic research janitors to be unfounded and ineffective. Thanks to the work of JAM pioneers like Simmons, a growing body of pragmatic evidence has emerged:

I ask people all the time and more than half of Americans appear to be interested in seeking alternative cleaning services. Then that case report in Online Publishing Module #124,952: Integrative Sanitation described the use of a homeopathic ammonia solution to remove dust from hospital window blinds. That really got the attention of those ivory tower eggheads!

Back at Lurie Children's, Timmy is sleeping soundly while his mother appreciates the clean and comfortable environment. "It's hard to not think about all the families that came before us who weren't able to benefit from more natural cleaning methods. And Clancy has some really intriguing thoughts about whether or not Timmy really needs all these insulin injections."