Mar-a-Lago - As his second term draws ever nearer, President-elect Trump is rumored to be considering former Heisman Trophy winner and failed senate candidate Herschel Walker for the position of ambassador to Georgia.
"I haven't heard anything officially yet," Walker, who was a member of the United States' bobsled team in the 1992 Olympics, explained. "But as a very successful business owner with thousands of employees and billions of dollars in sales, I know that I can serve as a leader that the country can be proud of. Also, I'm from Georgia. I'm a Bulldog."
Not everyone in Washington agrees with Trump's potential choice to replace Robin Dunnigan, a distinguished diplomat with decades of experience working in foreign relations in several countries. According to Walker, however, nobody know Georgia like he does. "How many touchdowns did Dunnigan score against Alabama? Has she ever even been to a Sugar Bowl? And how many streets have they named after her? As a Georgian, who could be a better choice to guide the people of the state to a better future."
I admit to serious objections to most of Trump's announced selections for office, but this one make perfect sense. It's peachy.