Washington, D.C. - Despite recent legal setbacks regarding his attempt to take control of the Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts, President Trump is moving forward with plans to play a larger role in the management of the Smithsonian National Zoo. President Trump, shown here yelling at reporters during a recent press conference, continues to deny reports that he was secretly replaced by a proboscis monkey due to dementia concerns "This is simply another attempt to put his

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Omaha, NE - Despite maintaining its position as the world's 5th most important cereal Crop after rice, wheat, maize, and barley, with almost 60 million metric tons of global production each year, sorghum has once again ranked dead last in popularity among American kids aged 10 to 12 years according to a recent poll. A non-threatening group of multi-ethnic American children between the ages of 9 and 13 years, shown here eating food in bowls, probably free-range organic sproute