Washington, D.C. - After weeks of intrigue, and White House officials ignoring reporters' questions about obvious use of low-quality make-up and prosthetic devices, details on the nature and severity of President Trump's mysterious hand injuries have been leaked, revealing the loss of both of the world leader's index fingers in a tragic finger trap incident. President Trump, shown here using one of his now amputated index fingers to point at the sky during a solar eclipse in

After directing movies for six decades, I've learned a lot about how movies are made. It is rewarding, but never easy. Nothing in this business, and I mean nothing, is more challenging than figuring out where to set up the cameras before all that amazing stuff happens. Director Steven Spielberg, shown here holding up his 2026 Golden Globes trophies for writing and directing The Fabelmans 2: Sammy vs. The Time Gobblers Legendary filmmaker Steven Spielberg, overheard in Decembe

Being a mother can be hard, and these women deserve our respect and our support. I once hiked all .6 miles of the Bear Lake Loop in Rocky Mountain National Park without stopping, so I know what it's like. That's why I'm qualified to tell them how important it is that they are attached to their baby at all times in order to prevent future mental health issues. Mort Fishman, neonatal psychologist and women ally, shown here expressing empathy and concern as he tells a new mother