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More Americans Confused by Dietary Guidelines They Plan to Keep Ignoring
Washington, D.C. - A new survey conducted by the the United States Departments of Agriculture and Health and Human Services has revealed a significant decrease in the number of Americans claiming to understand the current dietary guidelines that they have no intention of ever following. The discontinued MyPlate visual guide for healthy eating, shown here thinking it's better than us with its complex geometrical shapes and, is that a fork? Don't tell me how to eat my food Mich


Spleen Named Least Sexy Organ by Experts
New York - Hitting newsstands last week, the latest edition of Maxim Science , a popular science magazine for men, revealed the highly anticipated results of their controversial annual listing of the world's sexiest and least sexy human organs. A young Sydney Sweeney, shown here just prior to becoming lodged in the gears of a wheat thresher, would become a major advocate for spleen health Coming in as the least sexy human organ, according to the experts at Maxim Science , the


What is a Library? Google Searches Spike After Trump Announcement
America - A huge question is apparently on the minds of millions of Americans after President Trump revealed an architectural rendering of plans for the Donald J. Trump Presidential Library earlier this week, and they are turning to the internet for answers. A rendering of the Donald J. Trump Presidential Library revealed to the nation earlier this week "It looks amazing," 3-time Trump voter Amber Trusk, a retired nurse who has lived in Tampa for the past thirty years, expla
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