Cambridge, MA - The results of a groundbreaking scientific study conducted near Harvard are calling into question a long-held culinary belief and angering home cooks around the world. Half of the study meals were prepared by Gladys Simpson, a real life grandmother whose heart is filled with hate, shown here angrily whisking up some homemade meringue "It's a myth," Chief culinologist and the study's lead author Gilbert Gaudet explained. "The subjects in our study performed no

Baton Rouge, LA - Jeff Landry, Louisiana governor and U.S. Special Envoy to Greenland, is defending his plan to send a fleet of emergency pirogues to the Danish territory after a stern rejection from the semi-autonomous island nation's prime minister. Alphonse Thibodeaux, a retired shrimper from Mamou, shown here in his pirogue preparing to head out to Greenland along with the rest of the fleet "Shame on dat couyon," Landry wrote on X over the weekend. "After making the veill

Nobody should be discouraged who is alive right now because there is a lot to look forward to thanks to rapidly advancing technology. Most of you won't even have to worry about that dreaded commute to work by 2045, because of robots. Yes...robots. You'll all be...ummm...living in space while the robots do all the hard stuff? Yeah, that's right. Just relaxing in space. Doesn't that sound exciting? And you won't all be left behind. Who said anything about all the poor people be