Washington, D.C. - As the astronauts of NASA's Artemis II mission near completion of their epic and inspirational journey to the moon and back, the first in over 50 years, conservative scientists are heralding the accomplishment as definitive proof of the Trumpiocentric model of the cosmos. President Trump's drawing of a proposed Orion spacecraft, which Lockheed Martin engineers relied heavily on during the design process "This is something that we have long suspected to be a

Washington, D.C. - A new survey conducted by the the United States Departments of Agriculture and Health and Human Services has revealed a significant decrease in the number of Americans claiming to understand the current dietary guidelines that they have no intention of ever following. The discontinued MyPlate visual guide for healthy eating, shown here thinking it's better than us with its complex geometrical shapes and, is that a fork? Don't tell me how to eat my food Mich

New York - Hitting newsstands last week, the latest edition of Maxim Science , a popular science magazine for men, revealed the highly anticipated results of their controversial annual listing of the world's sexiest and least sexy human organs. A young Sydney Sweeney, shown here just prior to becoming lodged in the gears of a wheat thresher, would become a major advocate for spleen health Coming in as the least sexy human organ, according to the experts at Maxim Science , the