Washington, D.C. - After seven months of hostilities at a cost to taxpayers of billions of dollars, President Trump is now using his bully pulpit to call for an end to the war in Iran. President Trump, shown here during a recent press conference accusing Kaitlan Collins of planning the January 6th assault on the Capitol "This war has cost us so much," Trump said during a recent wide-ranging and at times combative interview with Time magazine. "The money we've wasted is terrib

Washington, D.C. - Backed by emerging research from the Department of Health and Human Services and a keen focus on his America first agenda, President Trump has signed an executive order that changes the name of measles to "Freedom Bumps". HHS secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr., shown here explaining the role of the Bermuda Triangle in chronic inflammation "It's a perfect name because that's what they are when you think about it," President Trump explained from his personal med

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