Morris, AL - An embarrassed couple accidentally opened a portal to Hell during a botched home gender reveal party earlier this week, leading some experts to question the practice after a hoard of Satan's minions swept through a small central Alabama town. A proud father, shown here in 2015 proudly revealing that his wife was pregnant with a baby boy and right before his entire family was dragged to Hell by a host of malevolent Hellspawn "This was a total disaster," Brad Davi

Laguna Beach, CA - A complete mystery for thousands of years, the underlying mechanism at the heart of astrology may now be fully understood. But what is astrology? And what is epigenetics? I predict that the answers will be revealed in this article!* An Epigenetic Astrologer, shown here demonstrating the ancient technique of rhinomancy, can predict a poopy diaper nearly half the time "We set out to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that the influences of the positions of the s

New York - The pharmaceutical company Pfizer held a press conference on Friday to announce a partnership with multinational food company Kraft Heinz, the maker of mio beverage mixers, for a planned release of Zithromax Flavor Blast™ liquid water enhancer. Z-Blast™ enhanced water can also be applied topically for cooling and skin immune system support "This is a first-of-its-kind method of administering an antibiotic and a revolutionary means of promoting wellness through the