Baton Rouge, LA - Jeff Landry, Louisiana governor and U.S. Special Envoy to Greenland, is defending his plan to send a fleet of emergency pirogues to the Danish territory after a stern rejection from the semi-autonomous island nation's prime minister. Alphonse Thibodeaux, a retired shrimper from Mamou, shown here in his pirogue preparing to head out to Greenland along with the rest of the fleet "Shame on dat couyon," Landry wrote on X over the weekend. "After making the veill

Nobody should be discouraged who is alive right now because there is a lot to look forward to thanks to rapidly advancing technology. Most of you won't even have to worry about that dreaded commute to work by 2045, because of robots. Yes...robots. You'll all be...ummm...living in space while the robots do all the hard stuff? Yeah, that's right. Just relaxing in space. Doesn't that sound exciting? And you won't all be left behind. Who said anything about all the poor people be

Washington, D.C. - After weeks of intrigue, and White House officials ignoring reporters' questions about obvious use of low-quality make-up and prosthetic devices, details on the nature and severity of President Trump's mysterious hand injuries have been leaked, revealing the loss of both of the world leader's index fingers in a tragic finger trap incident. President Trump, shown here using one of his now amputated index fingers to point at the sky during a solar eclipse in