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Quote of the Day: Taking the L After Years of Bigfoot Belief
The evidence presented in this documentary has convinced me that I was wrong about Bigfoot. It doesn't exist. It never did. I regret the years wasted chasing a fantasy and I apologize for all the times I made friends and family uncomfortable while trying to make them believe in a myth based on flimsy anecdotes and pseudoscience. I was a fool. As a new dawn breaks, I see the world through fresh eyes and with a clear and open mind. I can't help but wonder what other firm belief


Chiropractic Paleoanthropologists Discover Neanderthal Subluxations
Port Orange, FL - Shocking the scientific community today, and perhaps taking the first steps towards a new theory on the history of human evolution, chiropractic paleoanthropologists working at the Institute of Chiropaleoanthropological Studies (ICS) announced the discovery of several vertebral subluxation complexes in the well-known Kebara 2 and Shanidar 3 Neanderthal spine specimens. The Kebara 2 specimen, shown here riddled with chiropractic subluxations, would probably b


Bayer Partners with Crumbl Cookies for New Line of Roundup® Products
Leverkusen, Germany - Bayer, one of the largest pharmaceutical and biotechnology companies in the world, is partnering with Crumbl Cookies in an attempt to improve their public image and win over Gen Z consumers . Jessie Buckley, shown here in an upcoming commercial for Apple Blossom Roundup ® Dual Action Weed and Grass Killer "We took a real hit to our reputation after the Monsanto merger," Bayer CEO Bill Anderson explained. "I think that a collaboration with Crumbl not onl
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