Lake Placid, NY - Legendary rapper and founding member of Public Enemy Flavor Flav was decapitated earlier today during a skeleton run at the Lake Placid Olympic and Paralympic Training Center. Flavor Flav, shown here with his head attached to his body while preparing for what would be his final ride, and serving as an example of how truly unpredictable life can be. "Nothing is more exciting in winter sports than the skeleton events," USA skeleton head coach Matt Antoine exp

Washington, D.C. - President Donald Trump has announced Oklahoma junior senator Markwayne Mullin as his choice to replace Kristi Noem in the position of Homeland Security secretary. Markwayne Mullin, shown here dressed up as Walker, Texas Ranger at the annual Congressional Costume Party "Yes, I'm a Republican , yes I'm conservative, and yes, I sometimes can't find my hat and then realize it was on top of my head the entire time," Mullin explained. "Once I make the transition

It's not going to be a vacation jaunt. You will need to recreate an entire industrial base on Mars, with mining and refining a variety of different materials in a difficult environment. No trees. No oxygen or nitrogen. No oil. But if we can establish a Mars colony, we will almost certainly extend ourselves throughout the Solar System. In order to make the Mars thing work, and to become a multi-planet civilization, we will need to have babies in space. And I am prepared to pro