Belvidere, Nebraska (KN) - President Donald Trump called for the criminal prosecution of the Democratic candidate running for Village Board Chairperson in Belvidere on Friday after revelations that she appears to be a fundamentally good person. Candidate Myrna Miller, shown here baking with grandson Mervis, tragically born with a cabbage head because her daughter-in-law prefers Sara Lee to her own homemade apple pie, still treats him like a normal boy and lets him gnaw on all

Tuscon, AZ - Shocking new research funded by the Institute for Safe Children (ISC), a conservative think tank based out of the Tucson campus of the University of Phoenix, reveals that virtually all children, regardless of age or location, are in constant and serious danger. A group of young children, shown smiling as they imagine a country ruled by conservative leaders where they need never again face the tyranny of men reading to them at a local library while wearing heavy m

Sedona, AZ - As Americans face ever increasing rates of obesity, mental health problems, and a variety of chronic illnesses, more experts are beginning to recognize and research extradimensional influences on human health. Extradimensional medicine practitioner Mary Panda, shown here using a focusing wand to center a patient in the physical realm in order to discuss payment options "Take inflammatory bowel disease, for example," Panda Center for Extradimensional Medicciner fo