Washington, D.C. - As the 2024 presidential election nears, and in the wake of the recent release of new downloadable content for the massively popular 2022 action role-playing game Elden Ring, calls for President Biden to release his player build or step down are growing.
"There are millions of Americans that were too young to vote in 2020 and who will be voting in their first election this November," Grind the Vote spokesperson Clout Jenkins explained. "And a large percentage of these new voters want to know if Biden can put together a rational and complete armor set, and equip the kinds of weapons, talismans, and ashes of war that they can respect and admire for four more years."
Since its release in 2022, Elden Ring has won countless industry awards and sold more than 25 million copies. According to Jenkins, the Shadow of the Erdtree addition has reignited a passion among gamers despite a significant increase in difficulty from the base game. "Is Biden still fat rolling around East Limgrave like a noob? Has he even taken down Mohg, Lord of Blood and made his way into The Land of Shadow? How many Scadutree Fragments has he needed to find in order to beat Metyr, Mother of Fingers? We deserve to know!"
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