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Trump Signs Executive Order Establishing Permanence of His Executive Orders

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Washington, D.C. - In a bold and cunning move, President Donald Trump has signed an executive order establishing permanence of his executive orders, even in the event that a future president disagrees with any of the established directives.


President Trump, shown here signing an executive order forbidding women from voting while on their period
President Trump, shown here signing an executive order forbidding women from voting while on their period

"This is just another example of how the President is always seven steps ahead of everyone else," White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt explained. "There have been almost 14,000 of these orders and many have been done away with by new presidents when they take office. Not any more. This is how you make America great again forever."


Praise for the brilliant move by Trump is pouring in from across the Republican Party. Some, like conservative narrative conduit and professional plagiarist Monica Crowley, who was recently appointed to the position of Chief of Protocol by the president, are pointing out the continued legacy of Republican leadership. "He really is playing and winning at 3-dimensional chess while the Democrats think this is a game of checkers. We haven't seen anything like this since George W. Bush signed that executive order allowing unlimited executive orders. They used to just get three!"

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