Washington, D.C. - During a Fox News interview last night, President Trump once again attacked the previous administration over a COVID-19 prevention policy that he feels was invasive and excessive.
"Biden was a total disaster," Trump explained. "From the DEI in our military to the forced masking of babies before they are even born in order to prevent a virus. Can you believe it, a virus in babies? Nobody has ever heard of a baby, just weeks old in the womb, catching a cold, it's just a cold. Come on!"
Though perhaps the most vocal critic of prenatal masking, Trump is not alone in his condemnation of the Biden White House's draconian approach to preventing the spread of COVID-19. According to Republican congressman Jim Jordan, mandatory fetal masking is only one thing for conservative voters to be angry about. "We can never let things go back to the way they were. These woke doctors were forcing unborn twins to be six feet apart. That's too far!"
In order to ensure that all babies, born or otherwise, are protected from unproven and potentially dangerous interventions, Trump announced that he will be signing an executive order this week to tackle this important issue. "I call it Protecting Fetus Face Freedom and it's a beautiful order. No babies anywhere will have to wear a mask before they are even born. I met with historians yesterday and they said that President Washington and Lincoln couldn't sign a better executive order."
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