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Louisiana will redirect its large fleet of emergency pirogues from humanitarian efforts in Greenland to the Strait of Hormuz tout de suite in order to help President Trump ranger all dat gradoo.

Governor Landry, shown here with a squad from the Louisiana National Guard preparing to ship out to Iran in that pirogue they borrowed from Bubba Comeaux's uncle T-Jim in Mamou

Louisiana Governor Jeff Landry overheard while waiting on a fried oyster po-boy in the parking lot of Sammy's Grill over on Highland Road on Tuesday.