Quote of the Day: FIFA Reconsiders Trump Birthday Surprise

In light of today's events, we at FIFA must consider possibly revoking the inaugural Peace Prize awarded to President Trump in December. At the very least, we will think about putting a hold on plans to bestow upon the president a permanent designation as FIFA Prince of Peace. Oops! That was supposed to be a surprise for his birthday party. Don't tell him you guys!

Infantino, shown here awarding Salt Bae the inaugural FIFA World's Best Beef award in 2022

FIFA President Gianni Infantino, speaking to reporters outside of his home in Switzerland this afternoon.