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New Sports Betting App Takes America by Storm

Writer's picture: Zoo KnudsenZoo Knudsen

Updated: Dec 9, 2024

Boston, MA - Despite having been made available to the public less than a month ago, the sports betting app MegaSports CashFlush has rocketed to the top spot on several online polls.


Online betting fan Sean Chad Kennedy Michael and his wife, shown here feeling the extreme rush of losing their child's college fund
Online betting fan Sean Chad Kennedy Michael and his wife, shown here feeling the extreme rush of losing their child's college fund

"We couldn't be happier with the popularity of our product," MegaSports CashFlush CEO Chad Sean Michael Kennedy explained. "We knew that people would be excited for this kind of opportunity, but this excited? Even we were surprised at how comfortable people are just giving us their money with no chance of ever winning, but trust me when I say that we don't care."


MegaSports CashFlush users are raving about the many features of the app that allow for a variety of ways to lose money as fast as possible with no chance of ever winning a bet. Some, like Michael Sean Chad Kennedy, a part time day trader from Tampa, are calling it the easiest way to burn through money meant to go towards child support that he's ever experienced. "Every time I sign in I'm just blown away. From the back line to the sideboard, even a straight down parlay, every slap is 100% mush. And they match your first 5 bucks with a reverse slap on even pucks!"

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