New Hungryroot Promotion Offers Permanent Free Weekly Gift Until They Get You

New York, NY - Hungryroot, the grocery and meal kit delivery service designed to suit a wide range of personal dietary goals, is now offering an industry-first permanent free gift for life promo that is perfect for anyone looking for a highly personalized culinary experience and to truly appreciate every minute they have left.

35-year-old accountant Larry Winston, shown here last month scouting the delivery site of his Hungryroot box and right before triggering a land mine

"We have always offered nutritious meals made from whole, trusted ingredients that are easy and quick to prepare and taste damn good," Hungryroot founder and CEO Ben McKean explained. "And with this promo, our customers will gain a new perspective on life since each bite of one of our meals might just be their last. Because we are going to find them, and we are going to kill them."

In addition to the standard pre-portioned ingredients and easy-to-follow recipes, new customers will be able to select a free gift to be included in each weekly delivery for the rest of their lives, however long that might be. According to McKean, the promotion will not end if a subscription is paused or even cancelled. "That's right, it's truly permanent. You can choose from a rotating selection of fresh veggies, premium proteins, snacks or sweets, or survival gear when you view your order, or a gift will be chosen for you based on previous likes and dislikes. The Kevlar vest is very popular. It's not going to save you though."