Culver City, CA - After months of uncertainty over who would have creative control of the franchise, a deal between Amazon's MGM Studios and "James Bond" rights holders Michael Wilson and Barbara Broccoli was announced this week, paving the way for President Trump to assume the role.

"This is one of the most popular and resilient film franchises in entertainment history," Amazon founder and executive chairman Jeff Bezos explained. "I can't think of anyone better suited to filling the shoes of Daniel Craig than our president, who knows a thing or two about popularity and resilience and has a similar muscular physique. They won't even have to buy new tuxedos"
The deal will give Amazon the opportunity to be in the driver's seat when it comes to all major creative decisions moving forward. According to Bezos, there was a lot more involved than merely choosing a virile alpha male that could play the lead role for decades because he is so healthy. "We also wanted someone with a mandate from the people to take on the evils of DEI, open borders, transgender ideology, and windmills."
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