Zoo Knudsen

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Join date: May 22, 2024

About

Gender: Male

Pronouns: Mr./Zoo

Industry: Communications or Media

Occupation: Journalist

Location: Belvidere, Nebraska

My Story: I'm an old school reporter whose days of scoring double trucks are well behind him. But that doesn't mean I don't know a good story when I see one. I've worked for small town rags and big city broadsheets and everything in between.

Interests: Computers, Journalism, Other people's business

Favorite Movies: All the President's Men, The Killing Fields, Newsies, She Said, Spotlight

Favorite Television Programs: Bridgerton, Gilmore Girls, The Newsroom, Succession

Favorite Music: Huey Lewis and the News

Posts (213)

May 19, 2026 ∙ 2 min

Astrology Researchers Discover Epigenetic Influences of Your Birth Sign

Laguna Beach, CA - A complete mystery for thousands of years, the underlying mechanism at the heart of astrology may now be fully understood. But what is astrology? And what is epigenetics? I predict that the answers will be revealed in this article!* An Epigenetic Astrologer, shown here demonstrating the ancient technique of rhinomancy, can predict a poopy diaper nearly half the time "We set out to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that the influences of the positions of the stars at birth on...

May 16, 2026 ∙ 3 min

Pfizer and Kraft Heinz Announce Zithromax Flavor Blast™ Liquid Water Enhancer

New York - The pharmaceutical company Pfizer held a press conference on Friday to announce a partnership with multinational food company Kraft Heinz, the maker of mio beverage mixers, for a planned release of Zithromax Flavor Blast™ liquid water enhancer. Z-Blast™ enhanced water can also be applied topically for cooling and skin immune system support "This is a first-of-its-kind method of administering an antibiotic and a revolutionary means of promoting wellness through the enhancement of...

May 11, 2026 ∙ 2 min

Zoo's Views: That Show About "Besties" in the Big City

Remember Besties!, the 90s sitcom about, you guessed it, a group of best friends hanging out together in a Manhattan coffee shot (Caffeine Central), or their impossibly large and rent-controlled apartments? I sure do! For nearly a decade, Besties! was that show that I had to watch every Thursday night. And I wasn't alone. The show practically defined the decade with its fashion, music, and "ripped from the headlines" plots. Levon, Alice, Bernice, the twins, and Becka ("Becka, that's my...